Holland Corp

It's scary to be a client of Holland Corp.

BV Holland, December 2021

They have a CEO, now and for the past twelve years, it has been Minister Rutte and his cabinet. And they are not responsible. They make huge mistakes, they resign in mass, and then, well, it was a gesture, we cannot quit and just let the government fall, call new elections? No, it’s too expensive (and we will lose). So we just stay here until the next election as “take-care cabinet,” and then for another year until there is a new government which, by the way, it is us again, hehe, I don’t know how that happened, but, hey, here we are! Still here! Resigned, admitted our errors, mea culpa, yadda yadda yadda, but we are still here and now for another four years as part of this “new” cabinet.

So, yeah, there are not that many consequences for making mistakes when you are at the top of Holland Corp.

And the Corp, as a Corp, has responsibilities, but because it is not a person, it will never have to pay for its mistakes or suffer consequences.

For us is a little bit different, though. We are the clients. We give money to be members of this club. We pay for everything because we are at the bottom, we have no power. And when we make a mistake, even if it is puny, we pay threefold, tenfold, thousandfold, our mistakes. Believe me, you don’t want to be a client of Holland Corp. They throw you a bunch of forms to fill out for every little thing you need, you have to squeeze down labyrinths of dangerous spider killer webs and wolfs to fulfill your duties of a good member of this club, and when you make a little mistake, swash!!!!!! You’re dead. It’s like the Squid Game here, in Holland Corp, especially, if you are poor or on the lower ranks. And if you, on top of being poor, have no kids… well, forget it. You are meat to the lions, my dear.

But you don’t need to fill up forms for everything in Holland Corp. Well, only when you ask for something. To give, well, to give to Holland Corp is very easy. Every breath you take, my dear, goes to Holland Corp. Twenty-one percent of everything we buy goes to Holland Corp. There are taxes for everything, but especially, for all that is not good Christian. Good Christians don’t drink alcohol, and especially, don’t smoke, so double, triple, quadruple taxes there! Everyone should be a good Christian at Holland Corp! Look at the lockdowns now: no-fun lockdown, everything closed after 17, because we here at Holland Corp, we work 9 to 5, and then we go home eat with the family, then we do our prayers, and go to bed, so we are fresh again tomorrow to go work 9 to 5 again! Wow! I am so happy!

So, no-fun lockdown, 9-5 good Christian, because what is not productive, doesn’t have to exist! Work is good, going to a concert, bad. Work is good, dancing at the disco, bad. Work (work is the new church of Holland Corp), family, and bike. Holland Corp wants you fitted and healthy, like a good Christian, so you can work and be productive for Holland Corp until you die!